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Why is my next Aengus post taking forever
Why is my Dropbox taking forever
Why is my legitimate work taking forever
Why is my life taking forever
Its onlyyyyyyy forever, not long at aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll…..
*cue mushroom cloud of glitter*
Lost and lonely.
“what’s the job pay?” i asked coolly, flicking my digi-cigarette into the neon-bathed alley below. the anime district always got busy this time of night, and the low buzz of neotaku and solicitous hentai-bots wended its way smokily through the undercity gloom.
“two hundred lindens,” said lucky_starboy97. “assuming you get it done.”
“bullshit,” i said, flicking another digi-cigarette. lindens were worthless since the cockrain crash last year. “one-fifty bitcoin or i walk. nobody else is gonna be able to get into hardened nexus-govt systems, either.” i smirked, suppressing a heh. his mind was sifting through the options, but there was only one conclusion. he eyed my mono-dachi warily.
“allright, allright” he stammered, sculpted yaoitech cyberfingers making small conciliatory gestures. “you win. you’ll have it in your account as soon as i get my waifu back.”
it didn’t feel good squeezing the neotaku for cash like this, but i pushed the guilt out of my mind with thoughts of all the hotpockets that kind of money would buy. eating like a king for three weeks, in exchange for e-heisting an outlawed anime from fed cyber-lockup? i’d taken worse jobs, with worse rewards. my stomach growled impatiently.
“don’t worry,” i said, flicking my digi-cigarette. “you’ll see haruhi again soon. i promise.”
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